Christmas Pole Dancing Cow Sweatshirt – "Mind Yo Business, Christmas Is Expensive" Holiday Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Cozy, a little cheeky, and totally wearable — this crewneck brings holiday mischief to your everyday rotation. A soft white sweatshirt showcases a vintage-style reindeer in a Santa hat leaning on a pole beside tiny presents, with the tongue-in-cheek line “Mind yo business — Christmas is expensive.” It feels like a wink from your funniest friend: warm, gently worn-in, and made to be layered over tees or tucked into high-waisted jeans. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend holds shape, resists itch, and stands up to season-after-season wear while the embroidered/printed options let you choose a subtle chest accent or a bolder center-front statement. Wear it to low-key holiday hangs, tree-lighting nights, or while wrapping gifts with a glass of something warm in hand — this crewneck keeps the mood light and the look effortlessly familiar.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Embellishment options: embroidery (left/center/large) and DTF/DTG printed neck/wrist labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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